The following is a conversation between my two oldest grandsons, Jake, 6, and Micah, 5:
Jake: Popi loves me most.
Micah: Does not! He loves me most!
Jake: I’m bigger than you!
Micah: Yeah…bigger butt!
Jake: No, I’m taller, I have bigger hands and I have a bigger wee wee.
Micah: Do not! Want to have a peeing contest?
Jake: I am still Popi’s favorite.
Micah: Are not.
Jake: Am too.
Micah: Am not. I like blue and that is Popi’s favorite color.
Jake: I like red and blue. I like red right now, but I like blue, too. I’ve always liked blue. Popi knows that and he still loves me best.
Micah: Does not.
Jake: Does too.
Micah: Does not.
Jake: Does too. Wanna jump around in the bouncy house?
Micah: Yeah!!!!
These two might run for president some day…
